Secret Formula

Here's a secret formula that tricks you into buying into it.
PROBLEM    +       RESPONSE    +     SOLUTION  =  DECEPTION
    9-11                          fear                  more security
   indigestion                pain                  rolaids/beano
   Boston Marathon       fear                   more security
   pre-cold                      pain                      zicam 
 
                                                              (Apply liberally to everything you see on TV/movies)

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